The Geeks Were Right

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’

EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.

YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?

ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.

gottabeastringplayer:

(by Emily)

whatshouldwecallme:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

paisleydanger:

This is an Agent Phil Coulson appreciation post.

I just…

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trifaux:

tgda:

This is only the beginning. Be afraid.

…introducing the villain of this movie

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hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’VE CANCELED THE ASTRONOMERS-ONLY DANCE-OFF AND EMCEE BATTLE?

I’VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR MONTHS. MY MOVES ARE TIGHT. MY BODY LOOSE AS A COMET’S ION TAIL. I INTENDED TO STEP OUT OF THE BOOTH SMELLING LIKE BURBERRY COLOGNE, THEN GRIP THE MIC AND SERVE THOSE BASTARDS FROM OBSERVATIONAL COSMOLOGY.

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